Pope Dies After Meeting J.D. Vance, Internet Theories Abound
→ Serve with a Pontiff Poison Pontiff Poison Ingredients: 1.5 oz Benedictine (holy-ish) 1 oz bourbon (from under the sink of JD’s childhood home) 0.5 oz Amaro (bitter like Vatican…
WhiskiLeaks™ Cocktail Recipe
🥃 WhiskiLeaks™ Cocktail Recipe Because national security has never gone down so smooth. Ingredients: Instructions:
Data Breach Exposes Millions — Again
→ Pair it with a Privacy Policy Punch™ 🍹 Privacy Policy Punch™ Because your data’s already out there, so you might as well be too. 📋 Ingredients: 🛠 Instructions: 📰…
The Economic Downturn Daiquiri
A cocktail to help you forget Markets tumbling as collective hope loses all liquidity Ingredients: Instructions:
Trending: People Drinking at Work Again
→ Introduce your inbox to a 9-to-5 Spritz™ 📋 Ingredients: 🛠️ Instructions: 📎 Serving Suggestion: Enjoy with a spreadsheet open, your camera off, and the phrase “looping back!” typed but…