Data Breach Exposes Millions — Again

→ Pair it with a Privacy Policy Punch™

🍹 Privacy Policy Punch™

Because your data’s already out there, so you might as well be too.

📋 Ingredients:

• 1 oz dark rum (bold, like your search history)
• 1 oz coconut rum (because it feels safe)
• 0.5 oz lime juice (cut through the illusion of security)
• 1 oz pineapple juice (for tropical denial)
• Splash of cranberry juice (blood-orange if you want it dramatic)
• Garnish: one tiny paper shredder

🛠 Instructions:

1. Combine all ingredients in a shaker filled with the illusion of privacy.
2. Shake vigorously like you’re trying to reset a password.
3. Pour over crushed ice and drink while whispering “I’ve read and agree to the terms and conditions.”
4. Optional: Leave your glass unattended and wonder where it went.

📰 Mood Pairing:

Perfect for solving a cryptogram where every clue is redacted and the answer spells “Oops.”