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WhiskiLeaks™ Cocktail Recipe

🥃 WhiskiLeaks™ Cocktail Recipe Because national security has never gone down so smooth.

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz bourbon (classified barrel)
  • 0.5 oz honey syrup (for that sweet denial)
  • 1 oz lemon juice (to cut through plausible deniability)
  • 3 dashes angostura bitters (for the angry press conference)
  • Garnish: shredded resignation letter, rimmed with encrypted salt

Instructions:

  1. Add all ingredients to a shaker guarded by two interns and a guy named “Doug.”
  2. Shake like you just got subpoenaed.
  3. Serve in a lowball glass under a blackout curtain.
  4. Sip while deleting your Signal app and pretending it was all a dream.

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