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Decorate the Popemobile for the Afterlife

We worked very hard on this tasteful coloring page. It is a solemn tribute to the long, winding, armored journey of a spiritual leader whose legacy cannot be parked.

Hand-sketched by our intern using 17 separate Google image searches, a vague memory of the Pope’s Instagram, and a lot of personal confusion. We think they did a beautiful job, considering the spiritual pressure and lack of sleep.

Please color with quiet reflection and minimal glitter.
Add flames or incense exhaust, if the Spirit moves you.

Let the Popemobile ascend—dignified, bulletproof, and fully accessorized for the Kingdom of Heaven’s surprisingly extensive parking lot.

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